Let me tell you a story of a clumsy girl who thought she knew how to walk properly. Well, the other night this girl (after polishing up a 2 am email to a friend) stood up too fast, spun around and her foot rolled under her weight making an ever so lovely "crunch" noise. The girl dropped to the ground and made unflattering sounds that signified that she was in pain. After making these pain/goat noises for a minute she looked at her foot to evaluate the damage; well, it was swollen and looking reddish purple (so cute!).
After some amount of passing time (could have been two minutes or two hours)the girl managed to hobble back to her bedroom where she woke up her husband and demanded that he magically fix her foot. Alas, the husband (although incredibly good looking and hunky) could not do this for her. The husband promised he would take her to the doctor once he got home from work later that day.
Ok, to make this ridiculously long story short turns out the girl (me) has a fractured foot. After 5 hours in the emergency room, some x-rays, and some unceremonious foot prodding the doctor told me that I have a fracture of some nature BUT I need to go see an orthopedic specialist to determine what needs to be done. So fun. Thankfully my birthday is June 21st and some girlfriends and I are getting together for some hoots and hollers no matter what (although bar hopping is now out of the question since I'm not too mobile, haha).
So I'm doped up on painkillers, hobbling around on crutches trying to keep up with my kids, and nursing a hurt foot. I did manage to make some hair the day before I screwed up my foot and I've put it out at the Starlust Motel location ONLY because I'm wayyyy too out of it and feeling too crummy to do much work; however, I really wanted to get it out there for you guys. I will put it out at my other locations sometime in the future.
The hair is called "Drunk Loretta and the Tri Balls". It's pretty fun and wacky hair that has optional bangs to allow for two different looks! Go on over to the starlust motel and try a demo. I even made it so that the demo bangs are detachable so you can get an accurate idea of how versatile this hair is:)
Cheers darlings!!
4 comments:
Poor lady! So sorry to hear about your foot. It's gotta be tough with kids to take care of and things to do! I hope you heal quickly!
Here's to hoping you heal quickly too. And remember writing this post, heh. <3
Aw shit-sorry to hear about your foot. I once turned around too fast and my left knee was too slow....-zap- went my meniscus. It's fairly embarrassing falling flat on your arse (mine is pretty amply endowed, too...) and sitting there hoping for the pain to go away....you have my deepest sympathies! (Luckily, computers don't need legs to operate them! ;-)))
Oh, NO!! I'm so sorry...
I have to giggle, though. Teagan read your post and then sent me a message saying we (you and I) must be related.
... did I mention I'm clumsy?
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