So, you roll over and groggily open your eyes. The crusty film left from the conjuctivitis you contracted after rubbing your face all over the toilet seat of that seedy dive bar doesn't stop you from appreciating the view that creeps in between the slats of your broken mini blinds. The sun just barely rising above the double wide next door you yawn deeply and reach for a lighter to ignite the ciggarette still pursed between your lips from the night before.
You feel an arm around your waist; it belongs to a man missing the majority of his teeth (at least this one HAS teeth). You note that he is also missing his other arm, although you find this mildly arousing as you know that means he gets disability checks (girls gotta eat). The dingy smell of stale beer wafts from the strangers beard on a cool breeze blown by an industrial fan with no cover.
Screams and the sound of shotgun fire echo in the distance, but you aren't phased. You check the stranger's pockets for money before stumbling down the mini hall to check last night's makeup. While looking in the mirror you note that your hair is still in it's trademark beehive/ponytail combo and despite the bruises from what you can only assume was one hell of a bar fight; you look amazing. You are Trailer Park Twila, destitute diva extraordinaire.
Trailer Park Twila is sold ONLY in a fat pack of 12 colors. I gotta say that you're getting one heck of a deal on this hair as the fat pack only costs 300L for all 12! (PUDGE 3 color packs are normally sold for 225L).
You can find this hair (and many other fabulous designs) at PUDGE. Locations at: Fashion Victim, Cherry Buttons (Mainstore), and Cotton Candy shopping districts. Search for "PUDGE" under "Places" tab.
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