It's gettin all sculpted up in here.

I've only slept about 4 hours a night for the past 3-4 nights. In fact I can't really remember an accurate number as to how many nights exactly; all I know is I'm slowly going insane. In the height of my sleepless, exhausted, maniac frenzy I had moments of inspriation. From these inspired moments was born two new hairs and a brand new roomy store in Caribe (for those of you who visited my previous Caribe store you will know this is a good thing).

The new hairs are sculptie (a first for me) thanks in part to my awesome pal Kiki Cunningham who is a sculptie master (as I am not). I LOVED making these new hairs and I think that they will love you; the beautiful people who purchase them (and they'll even call you back the next day).

My new roomy store at Caribe that has been dubbed "The Poop Shanty". I know, classy!
New hair number 1 is called "Je suis charmant!" translated to English it means "I am charming" and in this new hair you certainly will be! It features shoulder length wavy locks that are sure to please even die hard short hair lovers like myself. It's like the Charlie's Angels met an acoustic indie rock girl and made a super amazing baby that was born in the shape of this hair.

The second new hair is called "Mary Macaroni Waves of Glory". I know the name is pretty ridiculous, but for anyone who knows me personally I'm sure that doesn't surprise as I myself am fairly ridiculous. I feel this hair offers a contemporary style with a little bit of edge. The crooked bangs are fun and quirky but the long wavy pieces will be as familiar as a snuggly pair of old slippers.

So that's it for now boys and girls! These new hairs are located at the following PUDGE locations: Cherry buttons (my mainstore), Caribe, and Cotton Candy. Enjoy!

Strike a pose (a PUDGE pose that is).

There is nothing I love more then making a complete and total jackass out of myself (like that time I was caught kissing my own reflection in the bathroom mirror when I was in the third grade) and that's why I like making wacky poses. I can't help that when I make poses some sort of beautiful divine intervention works through my fingers and creates magic. The sort of magic that will make you look like you're sniffing your own armpits in public; or pushing an invisible shopping cart. That's my kind of magic (hummina!). The newest batch of poses from PUDGE are jazzorific (I'm pretty sure I just made that word up) and I almost peed my pants while creating them (not because i'm incontinent but because I was making myself laugh pretty darn hard).

For you fashionistas there are some cute model-esque poses for sure. And for those of you who have a good sense of humor just fiest your eyes on the glory that is the "where did my neck go?" pose. It's right there in the middle. See it? Good.

These poses are only available at my Cherry Buttons (mainstore) and Cotton Candy locations right now.

Also, don't forget my 1L "Single and Ready to Mingle" Valentine's day shirt.

Valentines day, hayyyyyyy!

Well, i've never been much for sentiment. You're far more likely to catch me watching graphic horror movies then mindless girly drivel with titles like "Love Actually" or "The Notebook". But who am I to pass over Valentines day completely? After all, i'm not completely heartless (most of the time) and I wanted to give back to the people so that they may partake in this particular holiday to it's fullest (can you say random cyber sex with a stranger who speaks in only broken English? hot hot hot) by putting out a Valentine's day product.

Also, I must admit I was driven to make a Valentine's day item for a little promo we have running at both Cotton Candy AND Cherry Buttons shopping districts. Lots of the vendors are participating and putting out V-day goodies for only 1L. So basically you should stop by and load up on amazing stuff.

Getting on to the matter at hand, my Valentines item is the "Ready to Mingle" t-shirt. It (as I stated previously) is only 1L and waiting in a lonely vendor outside of my Cherry Buttons and Cotton Candy PUDGE locations. It is a lovely/nauseating Pepto Bismol pink color and sports the phrase "Single and Ready to Mingle" on the chest. You want action this Valentines day and why leave anything to the imagination? Let the world know you're about to mingle it up.

Maybe I'll do a special Valentine's day hair too...we'll see if inspiration strikes me. Oh, and everyone should be joining my PUDGE UPDATE GROUP to get up to date info on all the awesome stuff that is sure to come in the near future.

Search for PUDGE under "places". Locations at: Caribe, Cotton Candy, Fashion Victim, and Cherry Buttons (big mainstore).

Trailer park diva.

PUDGE presents: Trailer Park Twila, a Story for the Ages.

So, you roll over and groggily open your eyes. The crusty film left from the conjuctivitis you contracted after rubbing your face all over the toilet seat of that seedy dive bar doesn't stop you from appreciating the view that creeps in between the slats of your broken mini blinds. The sun just barely rising above the double wide next door you yawn deeply and reach for a lighter to ignite the ciggarette still pursed between your lips from the night before.

You feel an arm around your waist; it belongs to a man missing the majority of his teeth (at least this one HAS teeth). You note that he is also missing his other arm, although you find this mildly arousing as you know that means he gets disability checks (girls gotta eat). The dingy smell of stale beer wafts from the strangers beard on a cool breeze blown by an industrial fan with no cover.

Screams and the sound of shotgun fire echo in the distance, but you aren't phased. You check the stranger's pockets for money before stumbling down the mini hall to check last night's makeup. While looking in the mirror you note that your hair is still in it's trademark beehive/ponytail combo and despite the bruises from what you can only assume was one hell of a bar fight; you look amazing. You are Trailer Park Twila, destitute diva extraordinaire.

Trailer Park Twila is sold ONLY in a fat pack of 12 colors. I gotta say that you're getting one heck of a deal on this hair as the fat pack only costs 300L for all 12! (PUDGE 3 color packs are normally sold for 225L).

You can find this hair (and many other fabulous designs) at PUDGE. Locations at: Fashion Victim, Cherry Buttons (Mainstore), and Cotton Candy shopping districts. Search for "PUDGE" under "Places" tab.