Crazy Crystyle's House of DEALS.

PUDGE IS HAVING A 50% off sale on ALL HAIR (Starlust Motel Location ONLY) this week April 22-27.

Hair is good, just ask John Travolta.

Ever wish that you had a hair style that looked exactly like this one:
You did? That's bizarre. That means I've been stalking you in your dreams. Are you comfortable with that? You are? Weird, I am too. I like you. Lets be friends, friends with matching hair. That would be sweet if we walked around looking like twins in matching hair that I got the idea for by infiltrating your dreams. I think this is a step in the right direction in our relationship. You're moving up in this company and I like your credentials. Just leave your resume on my desk and go get this hair ASAP.

Everyone loves a dollarbie!

Ah, dollarbies. They are the foundation of a beginners virtual wardrobe. You scour the grid aimlessly in search of goodies, as though you were part of some epic quest (not unlike a Tolkein novel) only to find yourself looking heavily armed for battle with some sort of crazed sex demon in dollarbie items that; although humorous, aren't exactly your cup of tea (maybe you didn't really need that box of 100 free wing wangs). The thing is, i'm not here to talk crap on anyones free wing wangs, rather, I am here to tell you that PUDGE is now offering three (that's right three) special dollarbie hairs available at 2 PUDGE locations and very soon (today or tomorrow) at the Gnubie store.

Come at get em at: PUDGE @ Starlust Motel, PUDGE @ Cherry Buttons, and (coming soon) The Gnubie Store.

A gift to the world.

So, I've got a new mini-project. I've paired up with the talents of the fabulous Toast Bard to help bring the fashion community a new blog. A blog built on the foundation that different is delicious and it's time to shake things up.
You can read the first post of the blog by clicking the link below:

http://psychicsasquach.blogspot.com/

Toast and I are very proud of this new endeavor and hope you enjoy what we've got to serve, because we're going to serve it to you on a silver platter with a side of love.

Click the link, seriously, it's going to change your life (like steping into a cosmic wormhole and coming out on the other side of a universe so beautiful you didn't imagine anything of it's measure could ever exist).

Where does a lady go in her new Paper Couture?

So after picking myself up some items from the delicious spring line of Paper Couture I asked myself "Where does a ridiculously, stunningly beautiful woman go after she has picked herself up fashionable accoutrement?" The answer to that question; of course, is the Starlust Motel. "Is there any more classy a place on the grid then that of the Starlust?" I asked myself while taking in the posh scenery. However, my darling baby Murr Philip Seymour Hoffman Bukowski Jr. was getting a little cranky (seething with jealousy over my stunning presentation no doubt) and I had to take her to the pool for a little fun in the sun.

One may say that an evening gown has no place in a public pool; however, you will find that the pool water at the Starlust Motel is so impeccably clean that you could give birth in it (where do you think I had baby Murr?). Obviously I look nothing short of bewitching in my Paper Couture on this charming floaty raft. That naked woman kept getting in my shot; but alas, every dog has it's day does it not?

I then dropped baby Murr off with a lovely gentleman who was rocking back and forth outside of a building at the Starlust. I assumed since this fellow had a natural swagger about him he would be the perfect babysitter for baby Murr. He very generously offered to take her off my hands by grabbing her with his one free hand (there was some sort of bagged malt liquor in the other) and mumbled something about the end of the world. After leaving baby Murr with this obviously superior child-care provider I took it upon myself to scale the side of the Starlust sign as I thought it's neon glow would do nothing short of illuminate my next Paper ensemble. If I must say so myself (and of course, I will) I looked ravishing.
Once I removed myself from the towering heights of the Starlust sign I made my way to Schadenfreude. After daintily relieving myself in the ublemished ladies facilities I did a little make up reworking thanks to free lipstick provided by the lovely Allegory Malaprop (I do realize that someone as utterly georgeous as I am does not need un natural touch-ups but I just couldn't resist the color Allegory provided, what a classy dame).

Ki-Squared was a perfect place to take a breather after all that walking (a voluptuous woman such as myself likes to hire large beautiful men to carry her when possible). Kiki Cunningham had generously provided a couch fit for a woman of my discriminating taste. I also admired her wide leg jeans advertisement on the wall and noted that I must wear the ones I own at my next casual event (although it is rare that I am not attending things saturated in gowns and jewels of course).
How exhausting being fabulous is...I had to stop by Pudge for a free glass of the Starlust's finest Cupcake Wine.
Thimbles provided a dramatic atmosphere fit for my many emotional outbursts (I've been working this out with my psychiatrist, although seeing as he has fallen madly in love with me I realize he is no longer unbiased...who can blame a fellow though?) Paper Couture obviously is the perfect accompanyment to a nervous breakdown as it is so well padded for when I dramatically throw myself about in a drama queen spell.
Lastly I visited the upscale bordelo known better as Hot Box. Stein Shilova sure has some classy gals working their magic there. I paid for a massage and ended up with far more then that (possibly some exotic and romantic venereal disease). The painted women that worked here were so stunning and fair that I questioned my own beauty in comparison (but only for a moment, darlings). You can look like any one of these beautiful strumpets if you stop by Hot Box and just do some clicking.
Do stop by the Starlust my angels. Wear your best Paper Couture and bask in the ethereal glow that is the world's finest. Hubba hubba.

My foot wont stop itching...

My right foot has been itching so incessantly i'm starting to think that it's either riddled with disease or possessed by the devil. Either way, my itching extremity has not kept me from hair building; so I have two new styles to offer at PUDGE. Both styles offer some classic elements that one would strive to obtain for comfort and practicality sake while also containing the quirkyness and campy properties i'm sure you've come to expect from PUDGE.

The first style available is called the "Home Done Hair Cut". I know that when I was a teenager (circa 700BC) we didn't have those new fangled Flowbees (http://www.flowbee.com/info_testimonials.htm) and hair salons (http://www.monroviaoldtown.biz/images/Profiles/Fashion-cuts/hair-salon-monrovia.jpg) rather we had to cut our hair ourselves. The Home Done Hair Cut is inspired by this idea. For all the trail blazers that paved the way by sporting choppy and uneven hairstyles proudly before the modern age of hair care I salute you!

The second hairstyle I have is called "Fair Verona". This hair was made specifically for the purpose of fundraising for the Starlust Motel. We at the Starlust Motel have been absolutely overwhelmed with joy at the positive feedback we've received and are already churning our mental gears in preperation for a desired expansion.

Unfortunately for us we aren't made of dolla-dolla-billz-ya'll. So, some of the designers of the Starlust have decided to band together and try to raise some cashola in the hopes of bringing you more kitch, more wackyness, more fun, more amazing products, wacky buildings, and of course more really crappy freebies (can anyone say beautiful baby #2? lolzzzzzz). The Fair Verona only available in a fundraiser fat pack for 450L (which is a darn good deal for 12 colors considering my normal 3 packs are 225L each).

So do it. Help the cause. Save a kitten. Buy some hair.

Apparently people are scared of drag queens...

Well, it seems to me that people are terrified of my drag persona I call "Da Duchess" whom I used for my "Hot Mess" hair ad. Maybe it isn't queens they are afraid of; rather, the bacon pasties my particular queen had on his nipples...OR maybe his amazing make up and panther tattoo...I suppose when you get right down to the nitty-gritty it doesn't really matter why the ad is scaring people, it just seems to be.

So what I did to remedy this problem was created a new (and sadly, drag-queen-less) ad for those of you who are a little more emotionally sensitive and can't handle the fabulousness of Da Dutchess (aka Double Dutch). The hair is still available only at The Starlust Motel PUDGE location and will be going in my Caribe and Cotton candy locations on Monday (which I know is technically today but i'm far too tired to make that happen right now).

Also, I would like to say that we at The Starlust Motel are thrilled that The Starlust has been such a gigantic success. We are really happy that we've gotten a lot of positive feedback and hope to bring you a lot of new and exciting things in the very near future.

Ciao for now you beautiful creatures you.

Drag-queen-less "Hot Mess" Ad

New Hair and Lusty Things!

The last few weeks for me have been tragic. I've basically been living in a swarming cesspool of disease and horror. I had me some strep throat for about 2 weeks and I lost about 20 lbs on the forced anorexia diet (I could not swallow anything except for water and slim fast).

Thankfully now I'm back in full swing and back to creating goodies for the SL community. The hair that I have for you this week is called the "Hot Mess". It's aptly titled I think as it sort of reminds me of a 2 week bender gone so right. You may wake up in a pool of your own mess but damnit; you be lookin' so very fine!

You can pick up the Hot Mess at PUDGE locations at Cherry Buttons and Caribe by Monday the 7th; however, this weekend (April 4th, 5th, and 6th) the Hot Mess is ONLY available at the Starlust Motel PUDGE (a brand new shopping collective)!
Speaking of the Starlust Motel you absolutely MUST come to the grand opening tonight at 11pm SL time. The Starlust is the brainchild of Apatia Hammerer and Melatonin Hax of Thimbles fame and it is absolute GENIUS. The party shall be something of a sight i'm sure (formal wear is required) and there are a lot of brilliant designers who have come together to make the magic happen. Some of the people you can find at The Starlust are: Thimbles, Ki-Squared, Hotbox, Bagley, Schadenfruede, SD wears, GG couture, La Sylphide, Amplify, and Violet Voltaire.

There will be lots of goodies, freebies, wacky individuals, designers, perverts, and downright scoundrels there. I have to work tonight but as soon as I get home I'm there with bells on and you better be too. All the cool kids are doing it.