Pudge pose pack 5 is in a pose vendor!

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Everyone loves pose packs (located at Pudge for only 350L for 20 sweet-ass poses) but not everyone is richy rich (like my mom) so when I'm not being tragically, hideously, horribly lazy I like to stick pose packs into individual pose vendors (only 35L per pose!) so that you (the working class after my own heart) may purchase poses one at a time!

I finally got around to putting pose pack #5 (see image above) into a vendor which I have conveniently placed right outside the PUDGEburger at Floyd (right next to two pudge shape vendors that look like waitresses).

You can TP to the Floyd PUDGE burger by clicking this link here: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/30/111/26 or you can look up "PUDGE" in a search (if you aren't looking for poses but are kind of in the mood to be sexually assaulted by a large stone bug you can look up "sensual stoneworks" in a search too, that place is pretty scrumptious).

Also, I swear I'll be working on new poses soon. In fact I've been thinking of opening a "poses only" store for those of you who loathe the hair I make so much that you don't want to be in the same room with it when you're purchasing the poses you love so dearly. Hip hip hooray and all that madness!

Also also, I love you guys. No, seriously. I do. Kiss? No? not this time...maybe later.

oh, holla!

I don't have much to say. Nothing witty, nothing funny, nothing entertaining in the least really. Don't take it personally, it's not because I don't love you; rather, it's because I had to work retail on Black Friday and I haven't quite recovered....

So, to the point I made new hair. It's pretty good (if you're into that kind of thing) so I recommend you come try it on and also purchase it, that is if you don't want to just walk around with the cupcake demo on your head...don't be a cheap-skate, it makes Crystyle cry tears of unending sadness (just like Tom Cruise when he found out he never was going to reach a "big boy" height).

PIX PLZ? YES OK UR WELCOME

GO GET IT: SL URL http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/29/110/26

Holla.

New stuff and stuff. Stuff. Yeah. Tuff Stuff.

If I could have any poster above my computer desk right now it would be the classic image of the kitten dangling from the tree and the inspirational wording, "Hang in there baby!" because s*** has been absolutely nuts around these parts. The bad news is I've been working so much that in my down time I've been kickin' it with the children I gave birth to. The good news is I've been able to steal some time for myself to create hair again!

I have two new hairs to release but you only get one for now (heh-heh-heh) as I have not made an ad for the second one (heh-heh-lazy). The hair you see before you is called "Danzig's Girl" and it's a fun vintage style with a few modern twists. This style is located at the PUDGE mainstore on Floyd only (as I'm too lazy to put it in other stores right now).

(Special thanks go out to Toast Bard for making my ad since I presently do not have photoshop on the computer I'm using. You're a sensual creature Toast Bard and the world thanks you for your beauty, patience, and lusty outfits.)

Keep your eyes peeled for new hair and new poses coming soon!

Lordy, it's 5:00 am and I have not slept yet.

So people keep asking me if the hair that Noam Sprocket of Gritty Kitty made for Operation Bukowski is really modeled after my real life hair. Well I assure you all, it is. In case you were stalking me and wanted to properly pull some Single White Female action; you're all set up. Proof? Well, the proof is in the puddin...or pictures, if you want to get technical about it. Behold, it's meeee.

Crystyle is wearing: Hair by Gritty Kitty, Thermal top by Tres Blah!

Good Lord I'm so sleepy since I've been up since God knows when that I almost forgot. I wanted to update you all on Operation Bukowski. Things have been seriously amazing you guys. I can't begin to thank everyone who has purchased items from the big fundraiser board at the Starlust Motel or to those of you who were kind enough to just donate to me directly (you know who you are) I'd give you beautiful kissies (or butt touches) if I could! You all have NO idea how much you are helping me out right now. My friends, customers, and Starlust community ROCK.

For those of you who haven't taken your sweet little buns down to the Starlust, you really should. My friends made some seriously amazing stuff and I just know you'll want to slap it all over your bodayyyyy!

Above: Hair by Hiccup!

Above: Hair by PUDGE, Skin by Fashionably Dead, Jacket by Thimbles

Fundraiser! Hoorah!

So recently life has kinda decided to take a gigantic steamy dumparoo on me. Things have been rough folks...like...way rough. I'm getting beaten down by the man! Thankfully I have really amazing friends who have been willing to help me out. If you come on down to the Starlust motel you'll find a HUGE board right outside the lobby for "Operation Bukowski", a fundraiser designed to help me out. My friends are amazing. The following designers are participating in Operation Bukowski: Apatia Hammerer of Thimbles, Noam Sprocket of Gritty Kitty, Toast Bard of Fashionably Dead, Tilly Tokyo of Hiccup, and Julliette Westerburg of Tres' Blah. So you know there is some seriously amazing stuff to be found!

I have made a special hair for Operation Bukowski called "Bowie's in Space". This hair will only be available during Operation Bukowski (which runs from today, Tuesday Sep 30th until Sunday Oct. 5th!) and after the event it shall be retired. Get it while you can!

Thanks guys for all of your support and love and midnight butt touches.

~Crystyle Bukowski

Last chance for 50% off!

That's right folks, it's your last chance to run on over to the PUDGEburger on floyd and get hair, pose fat packs, and clothing all for 50% off the regular price. Hurry and get it while the gettin' is good. http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/25/96/25 (that's the link to the PUDGEburger, click it, you know you wanna).

50% off sale on almost EVERYTHING at Pudge!

You heard me right boys and girls, PUDGE is having a 50% off almost ALL items in the PUDGEburger located at Floyd http://slurl.com/secondlife/Floyd/25/96/25

I'm dead broke right now. Like, if I could choose a special name for myself right now it would be Brokey VonBrokehousen of Brokerton. But do not despair! For my financial hardship shall benefit you greatly as I am having this sale! The only items in my store that are not 50% off are my individual poses (that's because they are only 35L a piece already, and I know that's pretty stinkin' cheapo).

So, what's on the menu? Well, I'm glad you asked:
All hair 3 packs are now only 112L (regular price 225)
All older hairstyles are now only 95L (regular price 190)
All fashion top 2 packs are now only 62L (regular price 125)
All dresses are only 75L (regular price 150)
All plus size shapes are only 25L (regular price 50)
All pose fat packs (20 poses) are only 175L (regular price 300)
And MUCH MUCH MORE (since I'm getting tired of typing out prices you'll have to just go see!)