Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Pin up girls are the bee's knees.

My lovely friend Melatonin Hax was telling me how there just aren't enough pin up-esque poses in our virtual world. I decided to remedy that situation by putting out a pack of pin up poses sure to please (say that 5 times fast).


This pose pack is located ONLY at the Starlust Motel PUDGE location as of yet (we'll see If I plop it in other locations later). Thing is, I've been slightly lazy because i've got bronchitis/a head cold and it's sort of making me feel like I'm constantly in some bizarre hippy daze.
I have some shirts I need to make ads for, so look forward to that release sometime later this week when I'm not feeling like total hell in a handbasket. Until then, I plan on keeping this short and sweet, ta-ta for now boys and girls.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

The day is finally upon us!

The new Starlust Motel is finally open. It's been a long wait folks; however, it's SO been worth it. I suggest you drop whatever it is you're doing and get your sweet buns down there fast as can be. "Where should I visit at the Starlust first?" you may be asking yourself. Well, a good place to start is the lobby of the hotel itself to pick up some crappy freebies (at the Starlust we pride ourselves in the crappy-ness of our freebies). Heck, even I have a couple of freebies in the lobby, including this cute "I (heart) PUDGE" shirt!
Your second stop on your fabulous trip to the new Starlust Motel should be to PUDGE of course! You will be absolutely floored by how amazing this new shop is. I can't show pictures here; no no, you'll just have to go see. OK, I'll throw out these two words, "Gigantic Hamburger". Yeah, seriously...amazing. Make sure to keep your eyes peeled and search all of PUDGE for more freebie stuff, some of it has been cleverly hidden around my property (wink wink). Oh, and don't forget to go through the drive thru!
In honor of the majesty of the new PUDGE store I've released something I've never released before: glasses! I have 3 fat packs of retro/vintage style glasses available at the new Starlust Motel location only.

The new Starlust land is gigantic, so make sure to have some time on your hands so as to cruise every shop because we've got SO many amazing designers there.

Search for "Starlust" or "PUDGE" in the search tab.

The Starlust officially opens at 2:00 PM second life time

Ciao for now beautiful people!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

And the Lord sayeth, "Let there be new releases!"

I have finally seemed to climb out of the ditch of lack of creativity into the land of inspiration (I know, worst analogy ever), and because of this I've got a few new releases to offer!


Very recently I sold off some Linden and got myself a Wacom tablet. This has been a fabulous addition to my life. In fact, I love this tablet so deeply I've considered giving it the unofficial title of "third child" because I'm growing to have a deep and motherly love for this tablet. I want to protect and nurture the tablet via the creations we are bound to make together. At first our interactions (the tablet's and I) were a little awkward and unfamiliar; however, we are now at the point where we're like old chums sitting back and sharing a merry laugh over a nice dark beer. Perhaps the title of unofficial child is inaccurate; more likely the tablet is like a drinking buddy, someone who will sit back and let you be a complete ass without judgement...beautiful.


Anyhoooo, I've got new hair as well as some fun basic shirts to offer and I'm sure you'll like them (well, I can't be completely sure, but I figure it's fairly likely...I don't want to sound like a narcissist though). The hair is called "Carmen Takes a Lover" and was inspired by a mix between 1920's hairstyles and saucy Spanish senoritas.


The shirts are called "Tawdry Basics" and they come in packs of two. 10 colors all together means there is sure to be something that suits your taste/mood.

You can find all of these new releases at the following PUDGE locations: The Starlust Motel, Caribe, and Moosh.

Oh, and for those of you who didn't get the chance to check out Toast Bard's and my fashion blog update you can check that out here: http://psychicsasquach.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

New Psychic Sasquatch Blog

Spring is here and Toast Bard and I went on a ghetto fabulous adventure that you can't afford to miss. What are all the hot fashionistas wearing this season? Here is just a sneak peek of the magnificence in store for our legions of adoring blog followers. Click this link for more: http://psychicsasquach.blogspot.com/

Oh, on a side note (far less important then the psychic sasquatch blog) I have put out some new tops today at my Starlust Motel location (other locations soon to come when I'm less doped up on Benadryl). These tops are called the "I slept with Toast Bard fashion tops" and they come in 8 vibrant colors just in time for all this nifty summer weather we're having (or at least I'm having fairly nifty weather; although, I suppose I shouldn't speak for any of you out there).
And for those of you who want to know if there is any truth to the title of these new shirts my lips are sealed. All I can say is, haven't we all slept with Toast Bard? In our hearts at the very least. They don't call her "The Snuggler" for nothing you know.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Ah, SL dramazzz. LOLZ.

So, as many of you have heard both Cherry Buttons and Cotton Candy are no longer under the same management and are in the midst of chaos all around. I shall not use this blog as an opportunity to say anything negative about that situation; although I am sad to announce that both the Cherry Buttons and Cotton Candy PUDGE locations will no longer be in existence.

I assure you, my fine people that PUDGE will continue to flourish elsewhere. I still have locations at: The Starlust Motel, Moosh, Fashion Victim, and Caribe. And if you haven't already heard, the Starlust is in the process of expanding and I can absolutely 100% guarantee that you are going to squeal with glee when you see all of the things we have in store for you.

I plan on having a new main store at the Starlust once the expansion is complete. It will be PUDGE's most glorious moment. I really, really wish I could tell you all about it; however, I can't for 2 reasons: 1st reason is it's super top secrety secret, and the 2nd reason is I'm very lazy and want to sit on my back porch and drink a beer here in about 5 minzzzz.

Anyhoo, lets get to the main purpose I posted this blog. SALESSS people, yes. I have decided to extend my Starlust hair sale for this weekend in effort to raise some funds for myself to help open a new main store (since the Cherry Buttons main store is kaput). My pocket book needs your help, and you need hair, and hair is even more awesome when it's on sale. You see how that works? Faaaabulous.



Come on down to PUDGE @ The Starlust Motel between May 2-5 for 50% off all hair!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Crazy Crystyle's House of DEALS.

PUDGE IS HAVING A 50% off sale on ALL HAIR (Starlust Motel Location ONLY) this week April 22-27.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Hair is good, just ask John Travolta.

Ever wish that you had a hair style that looked exactly like this one:
You did? That's bizarre. That means I've been stalking you in your dreams. Are you comfortable with that? You are? Weird, I am too. I like you. Lets be friends, friends with matching hair. That would be sweet if we walked around looking like twins in matching hair that I got the idea for by infiltrating your dreams. I think this is a step in the right direction in our relationship. You're moving up in this company and I like your credentials. Just leave your resume on my desk and go get this hair ASAP.