Pose-o-rama

I've been trying really hard this week to make/put out some new hair. As you can see my attemps have been fruitless; however, I did (in between frustrated yells about failed hairstyles) put out a new 20 pose fat pack at my Cherry Buttons PUDGE location.

I suppose I couldn't live with myself thinking that someone out there might have a need for more poses involving amputees. Just knowing that some dear fashionista might be saying "I desperately wish I could have both of my arms on one side of my body" well, let me be your pose fairy godmother and make those dreams a beauuuutiful reality.

Also, PUDGE at Cherry Buttons has been fully remodeled so you should bring your grandmother by because it's wholesome and morally uplifting (and you could always ditch your grandmother on the lower level and take your sweetheart upstairs for some couch kissies).

I intend to put this fat pack out at my other locations as well pending my inspiration to stop being so lazy.

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Visit PUDGE @: Cherry Buttons (mainstore), Cotton Candy, Fashion Victim, and Caribe.

It's gettin all sculpted up in here.

I've only slept about 4 hours a night for the past 3-4 nights. In fact I can't really remember an accurate number as to how many nights exactly; all I know is I'm slowly going insane. In the height of my sleepless, exhausted, maniac frenzy I had moments of inspriation. From these inspired moments was born two new hairs and a brand new roomy store in Caribe (for those of you who visited my previous Caribe store you will know this is a good thing).

The new hairs are sculptie (a first for me) thanks in part to my awesome pal Kiki Cunningham who is a sculptie master (as I am not). I LOVED making these new hairs and I think that they will love you; the beautiful people who purchase them (and they'll even call you back the next day).

My new roomy store at Caribe that has been dubbed "The Poop Shanty". I know, classy!
New hair number 1 is called "Je suis charmant!" translated to English it means "I am charming" and in this new hair you certainly will be! It features shoulder length wavy locks that are sure to please even die hard short hair lovers like myself. It's like the Charlie's Angels met an acoustic indie rock girl and made a super amazing baby that was born in the shape of this hair.

The second new hair is called "Mary Macaroni Waves of Glory". I know the name is pretty ridiculous, but for anyone who knows me personally I'm sure that doesn't surprise as I myself am fairly ridiculous. I feel this hair offers a contemporary style with a little bit of edge. The crooked bangs are fun and quirky but the long wavy pieces will be as familiar as a snuggly pair of old slippers.

So that's it for now boys and girls! These new hairs are located at the following PUDGE locations: Cherry buttons (my mainstore), Caribe, and Cotton Candy. Enjoy!

Strike a pose (a PUDGE pose that is).

There is nothing I love more then making a complete and total jackass out of myself (like that time I was caught kissing my own reflection in the bathroom mirror when I was in the third grade) and that's why I like making wacky poses. I can't help that when I make poses some sort of beautiful divine intervention works through my fingers and creates magic. The sort of magic that will make you look like you're sniffing your own armpits in public; or pushing an invisible shopping cart. That's my kind of magic (hummina!). The newest batch of poses from PUDGE are jazzorific (I'm pretty sure I just made that word up) and I almost peed my pants while creating them (not because i'm incontinent but because I was making myself laugh pretty darn hard).

For you fashionistas there are some cute model-esque poses for sure. And for those of you who have a good sense of humor just fiest your eyes on the glory that is the "where did my neck go?" pose. It's right there in the middle. See it? Good.

These poses are only available at my Cherry Buttons (mainstore) and Cotton Candy locations right now.

Also, don't forget my 1L "Single and Ready to Mingle" Valentine's day shirt.

Valentines day, hayyyyyyy!

Well, i've never been much for sentiment. You're far more likely to catch me watching graphic horror movies then mindless girly drivel with titles like "Love Actually" or "The Notebook". But who am I to pass over Valentines day completely? After all, i'm not completely heartless (most of the time) and I wanted to give back to the people so that they may partake in this particular holiday to it's fullest (can you say random cyber sex with a stranger who speaks in only broken English? hot hot hot) by putting out a Valentine's day product.

Also, I must admit I was driven to make a Valentine's day item for a little promo we have running at both Cotton Candy AND Cherry Buttons shopping districts. Lots of the vendors are participating and putting out V-day goodies for only 1L. So basically you should stop by and load up on amazing stuff.

Getting on to the matter at hand, my Valentines item is the "Ready to Mingle" t-shirt. It (as I stated previously) is only 1L and waiting in a lonely vendor outside of my Cherry Buttons and Cotton Candy PUDGE locations. It is a lovely/nauseating Pepto Bismol pink color and sports the phrase "Single and Ready to Mingle" on the chest. You want action this Valentines day and why leave anything to the imagination? Let the world know you're about to mingle it up.

Maybe I'll do a special Valentine's day hair too...we'll see if inspiration strikes me. Oh, and everyone should be joining my PUDGE UPDATE GROUP to get up to date info on all the awesome stuff that is sure to come in the near future.

Search for PUDGE under "places". Locations at: Caribe, Cotton Candy, Fashion Victim, and Cherry Buttons (big mainstore).

Trailer park diva.

PUDGE presents: Trailer Park Twila, a Story for the Ages.

So, you roll over and groggily open your eyes. The crusty film left from the conjuctivitis you contracted after rubbing your face all over the toilet seat of that seedy dive bar doesn't stop you from appreciating the view that creeps in between the slats of your broken mini blinds. The sun just barely rising above the double wide next door you yawn deeply and reach for a lighter to ignite the ciggarette still pursed between your lips from the night before.

You feel an arm around your waist; it belongs to a man missing the majority of his teeth (at least this one HAS teeth). You note that he is also missing his other arm, although you find this mildly arousing as you know that means he gets disability checks (girls gotta eat). The dingy smell of stale beer wafts from the strangers beard on a cool breeze blown by an industrial fan with no cover.

Screams and the sound of shotgun fire echo in the distance, but you aren't phased. You check the stranger's pockets for money before stumbling down the mini hall to check last night's makeup. While looking in the mirror you note that your hair is still in it's trademark beehive/ponytail combo and despite the bruises from what you can only assume was one hell of a bar fight; you look amazing. You are Trailer Park Twila, destitute diva extraordinaire.

Trailer Park Twila is sold ONLY in a fat pack of 12 colors. I gotta say that you're getting one heck of a deal on this hair as the fat pack only costs 300L for all 12! (PUDGE 3 color packs are normally sold for 225L).

You can find this hair (and many other fabulous designs) at PUDGE. Locations at: Fashion Victim, Cherry Buttons (Mainstore), and Cotton Candy shopping districts. Search for "PUDGE" under "Places" tab.

I aint no poser, I got POSES!

I speak truths. PUDGE now offers a fat pack of 20 super awesome, splendorific, lovely, wacky, and super poses for all of your modeling needs. Not a model? Well, maybe you just want to stand around looking friggin amazing, PUDGE poses can MAKE YOU AMAZING (disclaimer: Pudge poses may not actually make you amazing.) PUDGE poses can MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL (disclaimer #2: Pudge poses may not actually make you beautiful; in fact, that is generally left up to good genetics or access to plastic surgery. Or in regards to second life, a steady hand and a good eye with the sliders).

Anyway, get the poses. They help you stand still and look cute doing it. Each pose is also named something brilliant and hilarious (you'll have to buy the pack to see the names)!

Find a PUDGE location by searching under places for: PUDGE, Caribe, Cotton Candy, Fashion Victim, or Cherry Buttons (mainstore location).

It's been a while

I realize that it's basically been ages since my first post. It's not that I haven't wanted to post. It's that I've been attempting to get this blog out on some SL fashion feeds so that my goods and services can reach a wider audience!

A whole bunch of new things have happened over the last month or so. I've opened a mainstore located at the Cherry Buttons shopping district. It's adorable. Cuter then puppies and kittens wearing sweaters with pictures of puppies and kittens embroidered on them. Serious.

I've released NEW TEXTURES! This is a giganticly, huge, massive, big, fatty deal. The reason this is such a huge deal is because I am of the opinion that textures really "make" the hair. And although I was quite fond of my old textures (as they are what I started out with and served me beautifully), these new textures have a lot of blood, sweat, and tears poured into them and I really think you'll like them too.

Some other news is that i've made and released 4 new hairstyles and 1 retextured favorite.

The first new hair is called "The Audrey 1920" and it's inspired by lovely 1920's hairstyles worn by classic beauties of that era.



The second hair is called "The Blake". It's a messy/short/sassy style that sort of reminds me of what would happen if Winona Ryder were caught in a windstorm (maybe a windstorm of shoplifting, lolzzzz).



The third "do" is called "The Leslie Hall". The name of this is very appropriate seeing as I designed the hair after the fabulous Leslie Hall herself. If you aren't yet familiar with the fabulous Leslie Hall I strongly suggest you look her up on google. You wont regret it. Two words: Gem Sweater. Yessss



The fourth hairstyle is my personal favorite and I basically havent stopped wearing it since I made it (forgive me if that seems egomaniacal). This hair is called "The K Oh!" and was inspired by Karen O from the Yeah yeah yeah's. It's a bizarre mix of short and long. It's quirky, odd, and lovely just like Karen O.



Last but not least we have the retextured favorite: The Crystal. I am pleased to say that I see this hair a lot. I want to thank all of you who have purchased it and have really helped me to boost my exposure. You're all beautiful!



Search for "PUDGE" under the places search to see all of my locations at: Cherry Buttons, Caribe, Fashion Victim, and Cotton Candy.